TYHE ERMAC MAIL

AS ermac webmaùster, I receive tons and lots of EMAIls. ThaT's its why
ERMAC is POEPULAR#!!!! HERE I answer you rmail and uqestiuons!


After reading ALL your mail I thought a little. Maybe they say bad things about you because they're jealous of you! You have a ROCKING web-site and they have NONE. By the way I must say THANK YOU for both web-site AND pictures. You really helped me by a picture. On it there's the great Ermac, holding a giant gun. Behind him is the dragon logo. Thanks again!

-Phong Nguyen



Hellos PHONG,

Im not sure why youres telling me alls this, but thanks.

- ME again


Its me Black Blos (gungrave 786)
But this time with da code name Lemon.

"Daer Blackc daiblos (oirs gunFAG 32890),
dieefferent sites, withwsa differents webnamzster, STUDDIPS FUCK.
Siht I maen how fuckings dumb cna you be!!!!
Alsos, your names and picture is raelly fcukin'g ay.
ass."

- ERMAC SHRINE (NOT RAINS SHRINE MORAN) Webnmaster

So first mistake (lets go back to Nursrey shall we!) you spelt dear incorrectly.
Dieefferent is inccorect. I can hardly understand da god damm rest.

If you think that my picture and name is gay go and play Monster hunter Freedom Unite 2
(oh wait you can't because your so Retarded and gay) you will get owned by a popo any way.
Black Blos is beyond your understanding of Badass, he'll fucking fuck you up (so whos da gay ass now den)

By Da way the thing which you said
"dieefferent sites, withwsa differents webnamzster, STUDDIPS FUCK.
Siht I maen how fuckings dumb cna you be!!!!"#
Well mate sorry but at the bottom of yer dumbass site is da folowing words:

"I AMLOST FOGOT!!

You can visit a the Rain shrine by clicking heree --> . but rain is gay so ermac its the better ninja one."

Even if you are not the master of the site you are linked to the owner.
So you can sux my Dick!

- From Da Lemon.


Dear annoying stupuid fucks,

Yuoa re one persistangt COCKroach. I dnot knwos whos are you trying t ociconvince (ME ors YOU???) thats youa re not playings stupids kid jap-fag games insteadsa of REAL MAN ACTIOON like sMORTALK OMBATS (always with ermac), buts before yous talks SHIT abouts osomebodys' spellings, check your ows fuckung spelling (it's spellted NURSERY btw).

Ands so nows youre code name is DA LEMONS. Oks, cool. I only haves one question.
WHO GIOVES A FLYINGS SHIT!!!!!


Fro fux sake. Its only reminds me of THIS.

- Da ownzorz


Hi! I'm not sure if you're active but I've brought some stuff. And I've read your mail. I see a lot of shitheads don't like you. I really like your web-site. But I'm really disappointed in one thing: Scorpion being fag. You know Scorpion AND Ermac have been my favourite chars ever. But do you know that Ermac was created BECAUSE of Scorpion? I mean Scorpion was once selected but in red. So the creators made Ermac! OK. I will continue posting IF Scorpion won't be fag. And I beg you don't add me as a "shithead".

-Phong Nguyen



Hellos Phong,

Yuo ares a nice guy, I shasl not call you SHITEHAD (thats I reserves for peoples with bad wordsz), buts please, you are forgeteteing one ting: SCroption is YELLOW.
Whats else is yellowe? PISS

I rests my cas.

- ME


hey man. ive been reading your site for years and it owns. i thought i'd use my awesome professional photoshop skills and make some fan art. i think this is what ermac would be like when he's just chilling and not owning people (although im sure that takes up most of his time)

i also included a picture of me doing the photoshop

- Shubar Mariazen


Dears Shubar,

Yuor picture is cools because it moves. Ans each times I seee it , it moves ME also!
U R COOL

- webmastedz


Sup!!!!!

I was browsing around yer site. I mean no offence but I think its pretty dumb ass.
I mean its funny but its a bit kinda dumb.
I like Ermac but smokes kooler.
But the worst thing about yer site is you cant fucking spell!
Please go and update this site to a better fan site.
But why the fuck do you think rain is a fag when yu have a fan club of him!?

Plz reply

Black Diablos 786
(or gungrave 786)



Daer Blackc daiblos (oirs gunFAG 32890),

dieefferent sites, withwsa differents webnamzster, STUDDIPS FUCK.
Siht I maen how fuckings dumb cna you be!!!!
Alsos, your names and picture is raelly fcukin'g ay.
ass.

- ERMAC SHRINE (NOT RAINS SHRINE MORAN) Webnmaster


Dude, you are a fucking moron. First off; you should learn how to spell and second Rain is awesome.

-Rene Steven



DER RENAA

1- Rain = NOT ASEsosme seriousliy have YOU Ever think vbefore talk eys???? ?WHY????????? Becuase of this, economoy goes down nand BOOM obama.
2- fucku you

- THE BOSS



Rain, blow me!
Ermac, you are my number one guy!

-SaiyanHog



Hallos sayonhohog,

just out of curuiosoity, whats its that yuo mean when says "TAIN RLOBW ME"? Is thas tlike BLOE MW OUTS OPF BREATH WITH MAGICSLA SKILLS or like BLOWS MY COCKS WITH YUOR MOUTH? Ins eiather cas,e I'm an very snot sure abouos tou.

- Me, Scareds


Hi,
I'm a big Ermac fan. I saw ur site and it rox cuz RED is my favorite color
Rain is a purple FAG and he fucks a turtle in the ass he needs to die in MK8!!
MK8 is the next Mortal Kombat :-D and Ermac will be in there too i hope!!! (Rain must die)

-Simsam



Hallos Smismash,
Yes, well you nknnow what I hearsd abuot turttlurls? They gathrer pwoer and thne come up ands gathers and have big s meetings where they discuss hows to KILL ands MRUDER stupids weaklsinsgs such as RAIN and RAIN! HAHA! Turutlrs rox!

--- Mes


Awesome site, Do you still accept Pictures?

- Jayme Higgins


YES F O CYORS! I NEEDS MRO AND MROE LPICTUARES TO PRESERVEWESERVATE THE SRIPIT OF EEERMMMAAACCC!!
I threws a fit,

- ERmacs webnma


awsome site.....i was wunderin wat website u got the words to ur ermac owns video?

- Christopher Stortz


Hrello Chrostophar,
Ah yes, bary good question! It sis gotten froms the website hppt://elan.fr, a VARY grood wubsite foror all yuor VOICEE AND VOICING neds!
Trys it nwo!

- ERmac shirne webnamaster


u r a gaint hobo hobo boy!!! and mortal combat is shit but still betta than u u dooch

- Reece Everest


Hallo Reese,

Thous are a bit confusing....ur ploor excuse fwor a meal sounds adsal ike a retardede childen song, u knows? "BETTA THAN U U U U U DOOOOOCH" *fart


Haha

- fart


Rain is awesome, so what he's purple he kicks ass ur a bitch, just want to kick ya in the nuts!!!

- SK8Punk135


Geertings retard,

Whith a name like SKATEAR8POUNK1243243 youo msut bne PRATRTY FRUCKINGS WICKED HARDCORE HUH? Or art least taink yuo are....boot I've avhe afot a spurprise for lou....YOURE NOT! In facts, the fact thats yuo enjoy the clolor purprpsl only hints furrhtermore at more and more adsn more faggotness on yours side of the falamily.

No luv for you. ands leav e my nuuts along.

- I the greatstes


Yo fella,
 
Not sure if this site is a joke - that goes for the fan mail too since it spretty obvious those pics are not of real people who sent them in - how do I know this? well I actually know one of them lol and asked them, I would be careful - this guy will do anything to get rich quick and he said he might talk to someone abou suing, I doubt he will tho he always bullshits.
 
Anyway... I think your site is pretty cool - but I hope it is to take the piss, I watched those movies after smoking some weed and they really freaked me out with the dodge music and fucked up language.
 
Funny enough Ermac is one of my fave's too, I love the fact he was spawned from a macro error in the game (ERror MACro)- But Sub - Zero is universally recognised as being the greatest ninja from the MK series - he got his own game for christ's sweet sake.
 
Keep it up.
 
- Jonny K, UK
 
I included a pic so you dont run the risk of possibly being sued by myself ;)


Hlo britihs person,

WOAH! WAITWAIT! No ususueing please! Sueingsi snt not cool becuase then you haves to take a bus ands go to court and waste TIME ands sometimes WASTE money. WOAhslà! Calmls down, ands I hahsal let you know that I haves a special rules that says quite clearyl y on the froront page: SENDS ME PIC OF YOU WITH EMAIL OR ELSE I CHOSE. And t hens thatws waht hepapns sometimes poepls dont no add picture so HEY! I have RIGHT ro chose fors them and toos bad for thes guy I achose becasue I called it first ok? Lol out loud.

I ams happy s you enjiyoed the fimilm! vbery great movies, lotrs of hards workd, ans a complicated plot that just BEGS for repeeated vewiingS! Im am thinkgs of makng SPEFIAL ERMAC EDITIONS DVD of all the trilogys with no bonus features braucase I ahve no bonus features OH Except maybe for 3D ERMAC have you seen this one? Do it.

Bye bye nwo,

- Me


You are a fucking genius. I normally don't write to unknown people, but I just saw your site and I've been laughing non stop for 15 minutes. Thanks man, you are a genius.

- Pedro Said


The wayz to ERMAC sare mysterieous and morves in mystreirous ways always...

- a feriend


ermac sis the coolest and rains fucks a turtles in the ass.
That's righjt. i heard rumours that rain fuckas turatles in theb ass and tapes it tlike r kelly. he s so gay and rapes tlturtles what a gay.
ps: i luove yiur website its greast.

- Kevin My last name is top secret, bitch


Hello Drear Mistar Top Secret Bitch,

thoses are nots the rumours I haves the first time heards oh helles noes!!! Which means they are trye, yu know? Li,me this one time I heards this rumour thats there was a guy who was totallly AWESEOMCE And his name waws ermac and tat first I was likes hey this is just RUNMOUR let's not tjhing thoughts abuot it to muchs, and thens now LOOK WHERE I'T AM!

Haves a good dsnya,
- Ermac shwine wenbamsnmte


Dear Mister Ermac Webmaster sir...... I will now list why ermac is teh BETT33R NINJ4 TH4N THA7 RA1N FAGG0T!!!11*(^^£"

(1) HE WAS IIN TEH 1ST MK GAME BECCAUSE RAIN IS TEH F4GGOT WHO LIKES TO GIVE ANAL TO G|-|EYBOIS SO WAS BU5Y, ERM4C |-|AC|<ED INTO TH3 GAM3 AND BROKEN TOY@SD TEH MOMMA FOOKER BECAUSE HE LIKE T0T4LLY PWNES EV3RYON3.... SO GLITCHE|) THE GAME AND CH3ATED HIS WAY IN THEREFOrE OWN4GE!!112""££"

(2) MORTAL KOMBAT III WAS A FAGGOT GAME FPR FAGS SO ONLYU TEH "ULTIMATE" MORATL KOMBAT III (UMK3) REMAKE COULD HANDLE ERMAC.................... NOT FAGGOT RAIN THOUGHT, HE COULDNT HANDLE ULTIAMTE!!181921211

(3) RED IS TEH FOOKIN COLOUR OF LEADERSHIP UOO FAKKIN RAIN FAGGOT LOVERS!!!!1 RED POWER RANGERS BEING LEADERS ARE ALL THE EVIDENCE UOO FAGGOTS NEED!!!1111212

(4) WONDERED WHY SHAO KAHN PWNED RAIN IN SECOND M0\/IE, ITS CUZ HE HAD TEH TINY WILLY...... ERMAC IS S0000 MUCH COLLER THAN FAGGOT THUNDER BOI WITH PSYIHIC PWIOERS HE LIVES!!!!

(5) PURPL3 IZ TEH GHEY COLOPUR FOR GHWEY ANAL DEWE|_|_ERS!!!!11!1$$££"!1!

(6) RAIN SI TOO MORATL, B00000000000000000... .ERMAC IS MANY A PEOPLE@S SOULS!!11!1!13242432413224""£"

(7) HE HAS TEH GAY VOICE

(8) WE HAVE RAINDEN FOR TH*NDER FUK SAKEW!!!!!! ERMAC IS UNIQUE!!

(9) R$IN IS TOTALYTL A COWARDSY BACKSTABBER..... ALSO CNAT DO ANYHING RIGHT

DIE RAIN!!!!112121"£"" OR pain!11!1

- rain hitman
(meanig i am sent to destroy rain)



Hello James,

Tahnk you very muchs for your list. I like list! No awasit I LOVE THEMs becuase it's veeeery easy o list and read and so I aperciate. Muchos tnanjsl.

1) Haha, quiet correct!!1 in facts,s Rains alost tryed to forec hs wayw in the game buts EVERY OTHERS CHARACTES (even Kanno!) saids like NUHH UH YOU AINTS INVITED TO THIS PARTY BUDY! So sorrys !

2) Is agree, alshtoyugh the idea of an ULTIMATE ERMAC is justs so cools it's almost scarye. ULTIMATE RAIN on the other hands woulds be ULTIMARE SUCK.

3) I remembers the Powere Rangers!!!1 It'S true thats the RAD power rangers was RED, and leaders, and in one episodes he kickecd and punch a meanies at the same times, but twice. Too cool for school.

4) Its is a littel known fact, but RAIN THE F4G dies TWICES!!!!!! in the movie. It'S true!!!!Ù!! Looks closely in the scenes that faggot shaolins LUI KNAG is figtinhg BAKARA, and thens he kicks him in the PIT, buyt instead of BAKARA falling in pit wwe see RAIN falling in the pit, again!!!! EVEN THE MOVIE THINKGS RAIN SUKS!

5) I alsoe enjoy the ocasional can of mountian dew.

6)Thats is corrects, although I am not tottalyl sure why, buts your numbers wthere PROBABLY refers to HOW MANYS SOULS ds there aRE in ERcmas, Am i righr or am i r ight?

6 7) Woahs tehre s b uddys who ares we talking abuot here?S I thought thats this slist was for ERMAC? Because if yuo are, THATS IS JUST PLAIN WREGONSF! I onces talked to Ermacs on my portables phone entertainments system and he has as voice like a 10 000 descenign angels sauceds in honeys and puts on fire. ONLY TEN TWIMES BETTAR!

8) ERmacs once mets Raiden on teh street whiles going to the gorcery stores. Needless to dsayz, ERmac did not carry his owns groceries that day.

9) HE's ALSO A BACKRIDERS IF YOU NKOW WHAT I MEAN (do yuo? I am implying that he likes to have s3x in the but)

Thansk you for twiring in , dear RAIN HITEmsan! Dont worrys about killing rain, you wont even need big gun, jsuts like a BABY gun will do. be cause rain is a BIG BABY who dies seasily. Jsuts thrwos him a rocksk or somethings.

- Ermaac sheinr winemaster


Your site has the most Ermac pics I've ever seen on the net. You kick ass!
By the way, my friend icemantraveler made that pic of me and Ermac. Kool huh?
So anyway, as I was browsing for info, I stopped by the Deception (MK6) gallery again and I was surprised to see the Ermac collage I made is there! How did you find that? I only posted that in 2 places - the Midway forum, and hack_and_slash's forum. Don't worry, I'm not mad or anything. DO I KNOW YOU???!!!!!

Also, the facts about Ermac in the data file are not the same as how Wikipedia has it. It says he's 5'11" (not 6'4") and his allies are Shujinko, Kenshi and Liu Kang. But hey, it's your site so you can have it however you want... =)

-DEATHGRIND-


HALLO DATHGRUND,

Your picstures irs AWSOME! Ands you alsow I notieced wrote QOOL with a K llike s in MORALTAK KOMBATS!!! THOU KICJKETH EN ASS! I fnound your collages through the intarwbweb, its easy ytou just go to groogle.com ands the nsaearch for an EMPTY TEXT BOICX and so groogls lis all like "WTF? Hes searched for nirhings??? Welle, he probavblys wants ERMAC!" ands then I find. Alsor, teh datas file IS CORRECT tits just that he grew ups as years wents by tou know?

EXISTENC IS PNUSHINMENT OK thank you fro writing bye

= ER,mac shjernwenbmasd


Are you like, seriously fucked in the head? like that website was the biggest piece of shit and rubbish anyone had the misery of reading, you have serious issues and i think you should seek psychatric help. Get an education, learn how to spell, pick up some grammar, stop being such a gay cunt and grow the fuck up. Wake up dickhead.

- Salvatore


I get emails like Captain Retard's over there EVERY SINGLE MONTH, I swear to God. What the hell is wrong with you people? To answer your question, YES I am fucked in the head, but not in a serious way, so I guess that would be a NO, Salvatore. Learn to capitalize your sentences, you come off sounding like an homophobic, illiterate chump. Also, I dnson nojty heead to seek fuckignki gCASDASDF ITS YOUR SETNTENE FAULT I SPE LSL BAD BECAUSE AKI GET ANGRY AGAINST ASSHOELS LIEK YOU. tahtst okfays oits because I usesde spelcle checke ubt I NWEVER HAVE THE TIme too bisys l. hery fuc,.

- NAN OF YUOR BUSINESS


I was just browsing around your Ermac fansite. How old might you be? Not meaning to sound rude or anything. Nice pics by the way. I was just wondering what you think about Ermac's role in the new Mortal Combat movie that's coming out this year. Personally I think it sucks, Ermac just doesnt fit in as a good guy......But at least the movie looks good, much better than the second one anyway.

- Laura Conway


WOOOAAAHA!!!

You ares one HOT b abes!! I cannotes believe.

Anyways, on yo to your emails:
1) I am...oldes enough to marry you!!Ù Haha lol wink wink!
2)s Ok first ghints first: it is mortal KOMBAT, not Mortal Combats. Always with the K. K? Alsos, may I asks wheres you gots infor about MK3 films? Not sto sound rdue or anityghitn, boot I would like to know you knows cause I am not sure what youss are atalking about. whichs leads me to even mores question. Likes - what is a film?

Marry me.

- Ermacs shienrr weebanamsmntnmenr


ERMAC FOREVER RAIN SUKS

- Andrew Hendren


Straights up!1 I like your attides. You go straight and to the points withotu dewcending into uncessary fagotrty! Welle odone!

- Ermac's SW (shrine wbnamsaterr)


Não posso ta em segundo plano na sua vida sei que você tem compromisso mais eu te amo !!
embra dos nossos momentos, nunca vai sair da minha memória só para você lembrar ai vai algumas fotos dos momentos bons !!!

- Laninha2005


I foir one tinks this is sweet.

- Emramc shirne wnbasklfnmdkdl


Hellos adn goOd dayz (i h0pe!! :)

i waz tlaking 2 my 'friend"" (now hes aa faggott!!!) and he he said "lol emarac is 4 fag0tz",. i was madeosoosoo ANgRY taht i ELB0wEd him in the FACE (ps. lolwtfpwn)// then he sadz to me "lol ur jus maddd that u liek a GAY FAGGOT". whats is yours oppinon on tihs? i knw ERMARARAC IS NOT GAY ADN he IS c0OL!

also, i hurd ouabout sOMething calld the LARGE BANNG or sumthing about hour UNIVERSE. i thott, 'omG eRmararc could have MADE THE UINVERSE BECAUZ HE MAKESs the BIG EXXPlozions.' iis this true!?! i need to KNOWo!!

- frum aa ERMAMARACC FANN

lol?

PPS - i Alolmost forgott!! RAINZ is for FAGOTS NOT liek ERMARARC FOR the cOOLs!!


Jhello fans!?

Yez, ogood day indeed, always good day wehn I get FAN MAAIL! Anyways, abuot yuor faggot friends, you just need some more bettar invniitiativei vfor next time conflit arrises. let'S takes a looks at yuor sitautsion:
1 Faggots diresprects Ermaca
2. You elbows the gaffte
3. He luaghs agains
4. Yuo quits

The problamatic parts here is the partts noomber 4. Yuouo nevers quits until the fagggut has leaetned a lessons. Heres is what I opriopoose:
1. Faggots direspects ERmac
2. Yuo explodes him wiht your foot.
3. JHe does nlaugh agains becuase he is dead

See? Problems solved!!!! Also, yuo have INTARASAWSTIng theory abuot the ceration of world and relation to ERmacs. I will need to do some reeasrh and studys and perhaps I will make a NEW SECTION about it! wouldsndldtlnds't that be kwel?

Anyways, hve nice deays and lol all day longs!

Your fereind,
ERmacs shrine webannamsnter


Your site is obviously a joke. You're some intelligent guy using satire to try and make people believe your I.Q is that of a six year old. When I saw the email: Darkangelofpainwithtearsdribblingoncheek_iwishiwasdead64564@gothmail.com
It seemed obvious.
It's funny man... Really goddamn funny.
You should have known that sooner or later someone would recognize what the whole thing really was supposed to be though.

- Corey Schmid


WAHT?

- ERMAC SHRIEN WEBNASMTER


Dear Dipshit
I just came across your page about Ermac and still cannot fully comprehend
the level of insanity behind it. Are you seriously that illiterate and
retarded that you type everything like a 6 year old kid who has found his
way onto AOL instant messenger? Just how old are you? Because your page is
the worst I have ever seen and you dishonour everything about me (Ermac)
with the idiotic crap you put on there. Take this piece of shit off the
internet and go drink all the bottles under your kitchen sink.
- Ermac

P.S - Replace your image of the Ermac Award with the one I have sent you
in the attachment, it's much more appropriate.



OWW

I didntn not thinkg that theyre was peoples like stupid as you!! You surcs, nutscsakc. Heres are some facts aboutuo me I'm am sure yous will be interested:
1) Im am not 6 tyears old
2) I do nat use ALO messanger
3) Your a fag

You are NOT ERmac i know I've asked him yesyerday on the interphone and I was like "Huh is s thahat yuo wriging ermac?" and hes was all like "Nah tahts somes faggot".

Also I wills NOT replace my AWARDS pictuyres wtih yours. But I have used PHOTOSHP skillz to modify yourcs pics to make a pictures all aBUuot YOU!!!



HAHA!

- Ermac shrine webnamsanter


You dumb bastard ermac is gay im not a chick but you are cause you have  a crush on ermac or you are gay i can kick ermacs ass  in 5 seconds cause he's a fucking bastard who never gets off of his fat ass cause hes a bastard

- LAURI MOORE



Ush, not yuo again...

EVER HEARDS OF PUCNTUATIONS MARKS??? Goddamsnt it. Justs go back to your seweings, woman.



Your site is awesome dude! Just letting you know that you made a great job on it. Ermac owns so much and its better than Rain the faggot.
Are you going to start updating again dude?

- DarkLink89



Hdulllo Dear Darklionk!

Thanks yuo for kind comments! I like peoples whos are kinds. Anyways, I wil updates sometimes BUT I NEED NEW ERMAC MATERISL!!!!!!!!! Doy ou have any? SEND IT TO ME! FAN ART! ANYTGINS! Pleasez.


Cordially,xaa
- Ermac ehrisne webnasmamtret


You'r stupid that pic where it says ermac says bye the pic is a pic of scorpion. Scorpion has more special moves like awesome spear , awesome summon hellfire and tight backflip kick and Ermacs moves are im a fag , i eat snot and i suck. Scorpions owns ermac because ermac is a fucking bastard!Scorpion also had beter fatalities?

- LAURI MOORE



Hellos LURAR(I,

Okay wells first you are wrong about piuc of ERMAC that says bye becuase obivously the spics is NINJA RED and not PISS YELOWS NINJA FAG and thats ERMAC on the pic idiot. Ands what the fucks kinda moove is "TIGHT BACKFLIP KICKS" yeahs im sure thats useful to himes awhen hes SUCKING COCKS LIKE THE GYA G NINJA GAY FAGGOT HOMO HE IS. lolsk eep on yours wimps-loving policies, Lauri.

Cordially,
- Ermacs sherine webnamamnsnter

PS: you sounds like a girl. are yuo a girl? lauris is a girl names. if sol, you'res HOT!


Helos, I jsut saw your Ermac site. And I gotta say that it OWWWNS. No, really. It does.
But, are you going to make any more Ermac movies and cartoons? Or even update the site more? I hope you do!
They are the most hilarious things ever. I never knew Mortal Kombat could be this funny.
Anyways, I was thinking of making a similar site, but instead it would be about Bass from the Mega Man games (the original series). I don't know if I would, but if I could, would it be okay with you?

- Boo Destroyer



Hello boo doeostorlyersdcvfbb

I will vupdates the site as llong as eramcmm he continues to live ofrever ok? And then BASS I dunno what?????? What's you talking about?? Do it I cool. I like.s HeLL YEAH! You're cute toos.

- Ermac shrine webnanasirmrtyr


It wouldn't be all in cap locks.  I can help you out. Unless thats just your humour in a website. Be honest, are you really stupid?.

- Dead Built Body



Hello....hello agasin!

I will ve berry honnest with yuo RIGHT NOW: I am not stupids. QWhat yuo call "BAD SPELLING" I calls "CREATIVES SYNTASZS" . Okay? Okats. Thanks yuo for generous offers but i'm am not inteatested. Haves a good watcher.

-ERmacs shrione wenbvamsdmtere


hello sir i , m md. amer ali . sir u give na trick that go in forest level in umk3 not have that stage. only jade desert have your mean desert stage
pleasee tell this time means when condition press button DONT JUMP AT ME MXV
which button mxv , watcha gun do e.b . skunky e.f . there is no power that is no ....
go see the mk live tour ...  sir tell clearly my english is very weak try to understang sir.
 what the button e.mean run . f  mean HK  OR NOT  in umk3 not have that stage na forest level
UNLIMITED HITS
-------------------------
player 1 select nightwolf  player 2 select smoke or jax or ermac some player have nightwolf wont perform hits at the round one startboth player go corner of stage
then player 1 press hk - hk .l. hk hits nor fast nor slow press again and again take 2 on 2
better for this trick in umk3 genesis
 
try to replied fast
your scincerely md. amer .ali


Hello ONCE AGAIN, amirs,

I'm am vary sorrys, boot I think i cannot thelps tuo more thant htis. rist, I donot have the GENEESIS. Seconds of I don't knows waht the fruckx yuo are talking about. Threeds I tried to replioed fast but I brokes a tree insteasds. Pleases, if yuo have questiosn about the Ermac, I willbe glad to answar, but youres questions are too inventeds. Sorry, and havez a nice day and muches love to the sun.

- Ermac sherines wenbmasmter


DUDE, DO YOU NEED HELP SPELLING??? I WLIL PROOF READ THAT WHOLE SITE FOR YOU IF YOU RE-DO IT AND SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT.  JESUS CHRIST YOU MUST BE STUPID.

- Dead Built Body



HELLO dedad built boys,

THanks you!!1 For kind offers, but I wouldnt want my website to be AAALLLL in CAPS LOCKs. Thanks you anyway and love Eramcs not jesus christ.

REWF,
- Ermac shrine webnamaster


Your a fucking moron!!!!!

- Chris Porter



HELLO chris my friends,

Now wait wait wait and thiiink. What do I does? I run a POWERFIUL website with MUCHU IUNFO about Ermac, the holy ninja. And you?? Well, yoiu cannot even spell "you're" correcrylty. I concludes that yuo are the moron. You suckzx..

Kove,
- Ermac shrine webnamaster


Rain >> Ermac
Eramac is amother fuckin' faggot. Kenshi would whoop it's ass. G-Dog

- Mike



DEARSE Mike,

WAHT THE FUCK IS A g-DOG???? IS oit like an H-Bomb but twith a G an da dog?? Goddamn pirate lovers.

Enjoys the weathar,
- Ermac shrine webnamaster


hello sir read carefully sir i am your friend i am AMER this messege before i send messege 2 in 1 brutality with fatality i request you send some sex fatality .you said
false not have i seen sex photo stryker sex with sindel www.mortalkombat.metropoliglobal.com i know more and more magics in umk3 genesis
1.like jax sindel small sex 2 .any player hang oppenent by 200 hits or 400 hits 3.
all player invisible dont appear 4. infront of pit 3 5.at fatality time sektor throw oppenent
infront of train before train come sektor bring out .. and more and more did you know
if dont know this please send messege to me. but i dont know what the fact of some times like skunky e.f / watcha gun do e.b / dont jump at me mxv /no fear e.b button
/ see mk live tour / there is no power that is.../i know this buttons e.f.b. what condition
press or hold i dont know if you dont mind sir pleeeeeeaaseee send time fact any
contdition i know www.gamefaqs.com but not have detail if u dont know this ask
any your friend pleeeeeassssssssee
YOUR SINCERELY AMER
BYE BYE


Hellos amer,

It's its VARY nice to hear from tyoy again! Here are the answersz to all your questions!

1.like jax sindel small sex
R: Yes

2 .any player hang oppenent by 200 hits or 400 hits
R: Nahs,z iT's more like 287

3. all player invisible dont appear
R: Dastas seems logicalz

4. infront of pit 3
R: Surez

5.at fatality time sektor throw oppenent infront of train before train come sektor bring out .. and more and more did you know
R: Acytally, no i didnnt not know that. Thanks you!

6. e.f / watcha gun do e.b / dont jump at me mxv /no fear e.b button
/ see mk live tour / there is no power that is.../i know this buttons e.f.b.
R: Go to tha forest level and press E just as the resiptiles shows its heads, and then hump tree times and then / fear yes / press aBBCABB on Genesis 6 button controllers / there is tyes just try.

BUT I MUSTS INSINSTS: NO SEXZ IN MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
STOP INVCINTENSINT THIN!

Muchs love to you ands your fdamily and your dog,
- Ermacs shrine webnanamsnmter


sir i am requesting u that i am champion in ultimatemortalkombat3 in genesis i know everything but some of these fatalitys i dont know like rain fatalitys noobsaibot fatalitys subzeromask fatality2 friendship ermac friendship sex fatalitys please sir send to me some fatalitys in umk3 in genesis please sir sex fatalitys also send o almity i dont tell any body to i know sex fatalitys i am your deciple sir i know more and moremagics
dont know SEX FATALITYS IN GENESIS i know some magics like

FATALITY WITH BRUTALITY 2 IN 1
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controller 1 select sektor then controller 2 select any charecter supose ermac before finish time controller 1 in danger release rocket D.B.HP controller 2quickly hit before rocket touch do fatality2it will be done dark then rocket attacked controller2.. controller2 release fatality then do brutality or go every where
===========================================================
please send sir SEX FATALITYS IN GENESIS

BYE BYE SIR


- amer ali


Hellos amer,

WOIW! Yuo suore know a loooot about UMK3 !!! (I pesrnollayy prefar MK Trilogya on the Nintendos 65 Boot I guess its is a matter OS PREFERECNE!)

UNFORENATENYL : NO SEX FATAILTYS

DAsts is rights. Sex Fatalities are FALSE S RUMOURS justes likes the KANO MORPH in Mk2 ands RAP beings music. Onlky rumours you knowsa ok?? Its a lies. If yuo wants to knows the REGULAR FATALITIS ofs the other carachters , fo to gamefaqs.com ands Searchs ULTIMATES MORATAL KOMBAT 3 and GENESIS ands its eays to find sorry im too lazy i have to go takes a nap soon. Okay? Okay.

Anyways, thanbanks you for writingeting, and may love birng yuop happiness.!

- Ermac shrine verwebmasnter


i think if people dont like your site than you should tell them to fuck off who asked them to look i think its the bomb it was good shit to read Ermac is with out a dout the coolest ninja and you got people bugin the hell out of you dis your site they suck

- John Rader


Oh!!!!

I worte a response to Johns on his frist emails, and he was kind enough to writes me again!!! HTANKS YOU! I of cuorse agree wiht yuo!!!!

- Ermac shrine verwebmasnter


I think Ermac is the shit. i think Ermac is the coolest ninja hands down but in terms of power Noob Saibot is the tuffest i think Rain Sucks balls and Scorpean is cool smoke is a loser and the cyborg jus sucks

- John Rader


HI THER,

Thanks lots for kind emails!!! I half agr3ee with yuo (half is half of the number 1), becuase yuo say in terms of power or whatevar nooo bastoitos is troinsgest. WRONG. Hew is mereerererly a shadows so he can HIDE THE SUN and stuff but THAT IS IT. TELEKINASY IS STILL BEST SORRy!!!! but you are right besiedes that! Much love to you,

- Ermac shrine verwebmasnter


You are an ass and dont know shit about ermac. You can't type for shit, half of the time you spell Ermac wrong. You never mention that you could fight Emac In MK 1 and that he was a glitch known as ERor MACos and tha is how he got his name. I gonna stop know because i feel Im fuckin wasting my time talking to you

- Craig Schenkemeyer


Hullo Craig S.,
Tahnks you fo wtriings!!! Theres is a reaison why i not talks about how EERMAC is nor Mk 1. THATS ITS BECUASE HE IS NOTS. Thats its a website for the peoopole who HAVE CULTURE about ermac BEFORE THEY comes to his shrines.

And thats apparenltly not means you.

1. The names ermac its from ERror MACros, Not ERor MACos. YOU ARE WRONG
2. You says IU can't not spell Emrac, but in your letter yuo typed EMAC on line 2. This's time, its yuo who can't spells betters than a retard raccoon. (but un-retards racoons, those are KEWL!)
3, Shuts ups, you cannot PLAY withs ERMAC in MK1. Tahts its just stupid rumours that dumphuks likes yuo tends to believe becuase they's are NAIFVES ASSHOLES WOH NEVERS TAKES THE TIMES TO VERIFYCY THINGS AND STUFF. Proove me wrongs on thats last point, and I'll, backe you a cake.
4) Yuo ares not talking to me. You are writeing me a emnail.

Love,
- Ermac shrines webnamaster

PS: DS do yuo at leasts agree that Rains, he sux? If's so, THOU BE FINE BY ME!!!


I was searching through Ermac stuff when I appeared at the Rain vs. Ermac site. I checked both, and I conclude that Ermac is the better. Rain's site has very little stuff compared to yours. I am a supporter of Reptile, and was glad that they were friends. Although I thought that they could have settled over friendship more better than an ice ball. But anyway, I am glad he has teamed with you. I also hope we might be penpals?

- Icy Magician, icy_magician@yahoo.com


Hellos Repril-lovberr,

I,'M am glads taht yo ufelels in l0ve wiht ERMac like I dids allse thoses years ago! EREpsilt, h'es is cools but like lizards and stuffs so somteimte sucks bu anyways are you like ICeMAGICisan and throws ice and sutffs? If so plealses send me a iceball Its raelly sunny where I come form. Thanks yuo.


Rain has more efficient moves than anyone besides Noob Saibot. Look at this:
1.. Rain has better moves.
2. Rain has better fatalities.
3. Rain looks cooler.
4. Rain has more special moves.
5. Rain can control the enemy with his water ball, if you place enemy over Rain and quickly use his roundhouse, the enemy will recieve 2 fatal hits.
6. Ermac does not have the ability to take control of the enemy with his energy blast.
7. Rain always wins his fights, well, at least whenever I play as him. I never lose. Same with Ermac. So you see, Ermac Shrine webmaster, Rain is all out better than Ermac. Why dont you place a poll on your site asking who is better? I'm sure then you will reconsider, once 85% will say Rain is better.


(UPDATE: I HAVE PUT UP A POLL, AND ERMAC EASILY BEAT RAIN!!!!!!!! DEREK WAS WWONGNNN!!!!")

- Derek L.


Hellos Rain-Lover,
Thanks yuo for yours repsonsindg. HErs its waht I hafe to say:

"1. Rain has better moves."
- Nos! OK so hes can likes do kickss from heell taht I m a bit jealous of. but others than tah what?? FAG LIGHTINGIKN??? comeson.

"2. Rain has better fatalities."
- I kinds don't carfes becuase he nevers beat Ermacs so I never gets to sees them.

"3. Rain looks cooler."
- Pruplkes is cooler then RED ?%% Dont tink so!

"4. Rain has more special moves."
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Rains has THREE MOVES (fag kick, fag lighitng, fag water ball) and Ermaccs has...well THREE MOVES (0wning ball, Great telekinasy throw, and telepunch from hel;ll). So 3 isnot more tghan 3 (I thinks )

"5. Rain can control the enemy with his water ball, if you place enemy over Rain and quickly use his roundhouse, the enemy will recieve 2 fatal hits. "
- Raelly? Oh.

"6. Ermac does not have the ability to take control of the enemy with his energy blast. "
- No, he controols them WIHT HIS FROCKING MIND

"7. Rain always wins his fights, well, at least whenever I play as him. I never lose. Same with Ermac. "
- Thats nots waht your MOm tolds me last nights.

ABUOT the polls, it wills be theres soon!!!!!! So WE WILLS SEE WHO HGETS THE LAST LAUGHS!!! (i bet its me) Buts thats ok coll I no respect rain but yuo have some arguments, althoguh yuor positions will lead you to hell when YOU DIE (by ermacs haand) HAVE A NICE DAY (its sunny outside where i live how abuot yuo?)

Hey, my friend told me that Ermac and Rain are actually the same person....well at least that the same actor did the two sprites. Is that true?
- snowdragonofsorrow_483290432@hotmale.com


Dear
snowdragonofsorrow_483290432@hotmale.com,
WAHT THE FROCK YO UTALKING ABOUT!!! i know nothing of suprites....and ermcac....NOT AN ACTORS DEFINALTELY !!! but if yous talk aboot who puts on the eERAMC cotsum on the sctreen, than takes a look at this pics:

YO USEEA??? JOHN TURK ITS ERMAC!!! AND ONLEY REMRAC!!!
your feriend is rpoblably gay


...what about Smoke? And Sub-Zero? And Scorpion? and Reptile? And Noob Saibot? Do they own too?
- Darkangelofpainwithtearsdribblingoncheek_iwishiwasdead64564@gothmail.com


Dear darkangel etc. (YUOR NAME ITS TOO LONG!!! ecmar = 5 lettars),
I willl answar you r quesations::
Smoke: hes kewl, but cyborg. AND CYBORG SUCKS.
Sub-Zero: GAY
socrpion: FAG
Reptiles: HEs a fdfiend of ERMAC but green so taht'S like not TOTALLY cool see?
i do not kno w aht noob siabot its


What the hell is this about? I really don't see why anyone would do a webpage about some loser ninja...please take this off the internet.
- John


Dear John,
ERMAC it's not a loser ninja!! You only say becuase youe are obviously jealous of trhe ermac skill. Also, I will not take th e siite of t hte ninternet so do not ask.



Hello. Although I enjoyed your website, I am not sure I fully understand what exactly it is about. Could you perhaps give me a clue? Because even if I keep reading and re-reading it, I still don't understand!! Why is that??
- Daniel D. from Washington


Dear
Daniel D. from Washington,
Thats is becuase you are a fag.



Your site is a piece of garbage. It is a plague to the internet. TAKE THIS SHIT OFFLINE IMMEDIATELY!!
- anonymous


Dear anonymous,
SHT*U HTE FRUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKERCOKE HORSE SUCKER YO USUCK AND ERMAC OWNS YOU A HUNDERED TIMES BEGROFRE YOU COULD ACTUALLY GET UP YOU MOTHERLESS HORSE FUCEKR SUCKER GO DIE BITCH LKOOSER ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU GO DIE NOW. and yuo sucky too.


WOW MAN!!! YOU S RT SITE ITS RULZ\!!!! ERMCAC OWNS !!! AND RAISN HE SUCKSXXZXZZZ SWO HAAARD!!!!! WAAOAOWO!!! I LOVE YOURE SITE!!!
- Beatifiulo GIRL FROM THE CALIFRONIA


Dear
Beatifiulo GIRL FROM THE CALIFRONIAs,
THanx!!!!! You are the o nly one wh ounderstands me !!! WE should marry!! SEE EVERYONE IM AM PIPULAR BEVCUASE OF ERMAC NOW!!!! WHOS THE FUCK LAUGHGUING HUHH????



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