THE ERMAC INTERVIEW

Hi peoples, asn d welcome to ermac interview. Yesterday, i saw ERmac at private meettinfs and we made an interviews simple!!! So here it's the COMPELTE transcsript of thits inertervoiew enjnoy thanks!!!!


ERMAC shrine webnamaster (me ): Hullo ERmac!! Weldomes!

: Thanks yotu ermac shrine webnamaster you are kind.

ESW: PLewazs tell mes eERMAc WHY YTOU own su mocu?
: Thtats its simple. EVERy body selse is GAY so it's somewaht EASIER although I owned since IU wase borned so that's aamake it EVEN MORE easy.

ESW: wow you'Re cool ok where does 0-wning balls come form?
:form my arme.

ESW: ok yeah thanks that's cool but also why telekinaitic poqwewre?
: I didd not know what I shoulds do with POWERFULL mind like mines, so I decidewd like all "HEY, I shuloiuld do teliinkaisis and -wn!!!" simple..

ESW: Oh yeahs rightes. Now ytell me about Rain THE FAG PRUPLE NINJA
: justs lieks yo usaid (you are righe)(, RAIN IS the fag ninja he hangs out withh like CYBORGS andstuff and h'ES PRUPLKE and he controles the weathar like BIIIIGGGF DDEEEEEAALLL he couldnt 0wn CAMRE.

ESW: XCxcuse me, but who is CAMRE?
: MY hgrnadfather.

ESW: OH YEAH RIGHT HOW COULDS I FOGROYT?
: shuts up

ESW: ok yeah ok now pleaz tell me all hats you think of all the aother MK WARRIORS.
: I can't not do that becuase they would like ksue me and stuough and tha'ts sucks.

ESW: okayy yeah like I won't tell believe anybody please? (at thiss points, I am lieing, but Iam finger cross so that's not count)
: oh okay here I will make TABLE it's easier
ERMAC oops that's me I 0wn of cuourse
RAIN suxs m0re than al lthe others sucks!
REPTILE cool but like green
SOCRPION gay AND yellow a deadluy combinaison for SUCK
Sub-sero cool yeah I know he's like blue
SMOKE BEFORE he was cool, but now cyborg so sucks
NOBASTOHITOS i do onot konw who taht is doi you?
KATINA BIIIIG FANS deadly watch!
KAKUNK LAGO Hello kung loa!
RAYDEN A big fag god who throws LIGHNTINg yeah wow heyu
Liuk kang shaolin fag
Johnny Cage Well, he's like yoi uknow MONEY and CASH so
SONYAS B. I don't know her personnaltyl
Kano do not be foioled by metal plates!
JAX his metals arms are like GAY
BAKARA Looooong nails and TOOTHs but still wuss
Mailneina Oh ok yeah
SSHANG TSUNG big sorcerer be care!
Cyraz YELLOW CYBORG = CYBORG SCROPTOION! FAAAAAG!
ssektor RED Cyborg well its red like me but stils syborg!
Stryuker Cop. Gay.
KABAL Oh yeah he's cool with the mask and sticks I know
Sindels Fag
Sheeva 4 arms bitch. i hate.
i will finish this latar


ESW: ok yewah well thank!! you
: it's was an pkleasure!!! of course now

 

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