THE ABSOOTELUS ULTEIMATES OWNAGE CAHRTS!!!!!!

hullo f4gg0ts

I haves had a loooot of peoples aks me like "HEY WHAT THE FRUCK OWNS MOST NINJAS AOR ROBOTAS OR LIKE REMAC WHAT?" so I say of cuorse like:; "ERMACS OWNS MOST YOU DUMBORZ FAGGOTS" b00t theres seems to be OETHER websites (not as g00ds as mines buts you knows maybe more colourfuls and so)thats asays all kinde of stupids shites....

SO I Haves looked e evarywhere on the intarnet (weels, not EVERYwheres but almosts) and compield....tHE OWANGE CHARATS!@!!! (thatas the BIIIG pictueres below!)

Heres its explansaisont of charts:

CATAGORY 1: ABSOLTUES OWNAGE WOITHOUT LIMITES

Sorrys, but NINJAS ONLYU HERE!!!! Thats its the most powerbulfs catagory and soes ERMAC is, afters all, a NINJA and hes goes there as well ok yteah hey

CATAGORY 2: VARY VARY POWERS!!!! no faggtots

INDIANS: Theys haves the arrows and feathers and know VOODOO I menas come on1!! dont piss offs indians chiefhs or else they wills KILL YUO

CATZ: WEells obivuously theys are power ful and have hairs taht makes faggots sick so heys ermac once had a cat he call him "stones" but thesn it exploded but still powerful catz

CATAGORY 3: definites powerts, but a littel bits faggotishes

DWARVES: Theys can knocks YUOR PANTS OFF so dont piss of theses nasty littel fruckers. They aves ugly beards.

HIPPOS: LAAAAARGE MOUTH be cares don't fall!!!Buts stinkjs

GHOTSTS: Well they are desad so well you hey invincincible, but also a FULL of EVIL REVENGE NEEDS!!!! SO ghots = pissed offs. Dead but,

CATAGORY 4: SEMI_POWERRFULS, SEMI_FAGGOTS

MAGICISNAS: Wehsn you piss off a magician (likies if you steal its cards), he like SNAPOS HIS FINGERS and then yuo are eiither a fr0g or a pile of sh1t. Nasty, but dressess like a hugmongous faggot0s.

DOGS: yuo can salso write it ""dogzzzz". Dogsd (or dfogz) can be prteey ownful iff they get a grip of YUOR BALLSK or something, and tehn you ares eaten avlive. Boot doogs (or dogz) also have faggoteish eweaknsess likes yu know, STICKS and RUBBER BALLS so hey no ninjas stuff herem , still only dogz (por dogaS).

CATAGORY 5: CUOLD HAVE BEEN OWNFUL BUT.....FAGGOT!

BANDITS: OOOUHHH Looks at me I ma afraid of the means little BANDIT with its scarfy and pop gun what you gonna shoot like BIRDS or seomthin? COME ON. they are evil tghough

ROBOTS: Tha probleam, with robotz, is taht they can be VARY powerfuls, but they cannot think wells and so end up most of the time OWNED by ermac or somethin. So hey you have CYBORDS, burt yuo know waht I think about FUCKINS CYBORGS!!!!!!

CATAGORY 6: DEFINITEFFAgTSgs

LEPRECHAUNS: NOW WE'RE TALKSIGN ABOUT FAGGY-bizneSS (wells, I am!)O Leprechauns are littel grrennish trolls you cans KICK HARD and thens they ared eas. They wants moneys anmd rainbow. WHO THE FRUCK WANTS RAINBOWS?%???? I dont belive people can likes leprechauns.

SOLDIERZ: yeah i know they all acts like "HEY I HAVE GUN YOU SHUT" but you onlly go like "QUIET PRIVATE FAFGGOT" and then end of. Blah.

CATAGORY 7: FAGG + WEAKLING = NOT MUCH HERE!!!

VAMPIURES: They suclk big, ands they like LIKE IT!!! I don't get! hows yuo can llike vmapires and act like all goth (goth suzx) and thiunk you suck blood and then you cathcs AIDS and then BLAM you're deads in like 3 secondes WOW NCICE LIFE VAMPIRES they exlode easy and so shit.

COWBOYWS: Cow-fuckers

CATAGORY 8: THE BIG BOTTYOM OF THE CHART! FAGGY DUST AND REMAINS OF JUNK.

RAIN: of cuorse. of yuo dont know wwyh, i do not knows why you here

PIRATES: as weaks as rain!!! CNA YOU BELIVE" They hjahves lasers and like BOATS yeah well I'LL GIVE Y)U A CAL IF I WANT TO TAKE A SWIM. GTbey dont know shuits about fightiings and spend times drinking ryum and wearing eye patches HOW CAN YUO LIKE THOSE WEAKLINGS and so I agree with ts mamnye polpee pirat e fgagto!

I HOPE EVERYTHINGS IS CLEAR DO NOT AS K ME ANYMOREOS I AM SLEEPÉY BYE

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