THE "ERMAC 0WNS' page!

This its wheir you come to see ERMAC own1!!!! Simple!
Here I brinfg to you all the times ermcac owned someone!
AND THAT MEAN LOT AND LOTS OF TIMES!!!!!!!HAha



ONCe again i bring iamges in stable because it's readable much better.

Ermac is goign to face raydEn....but HE knows Rayden = Fag s0 he is soooo not scared. Rayden is scared howevber. HE is THE FRIEND of RAINE THE FAG after all!11
SEEEE????? I TOL D YOU!!! ERMAC TELEKINETICLY 0WNED RAYDEEENN!!!!!! RAYDEN SUCXX!
Heir, Eramc 0wns Scorption, the piss-yellow fag-ninja. (not a feriend of ermac, socrpion (I SAY SUCK-PION) is a friend of rain the fagget))). I do not know what the red ball that ermac's throw is, so dont aske me.
An once again, ermcac prooves his superiorrty on scorptrion pby TELEKINIENLAKTLY OWNING HIM!!!!!!!!!1 in background, shaoh kahn says "good job ermac", because he is wise.
" I WILL BEAT YOUR HEAD" say kung lao
ermcac laughs and slimply answar: "SHUT UP LOOKS AT MY LEG IT IS FULL OF STRONGNESS"
Then kung loa says "oh !!! you are wright, i am rong. LET'S make peace. I hate rain"

END OF STORY !!!! they becuom friends
REPtile is now a freind of ermcaac, but before theyu were fighiting. Reptile says: "TASTE MY WIIMPY BALL OF ICE"

Ermac is all like "YEAH RIGHT WHATEVER" and they become freinds.
SUb-zero (a fag) sez: "HEY I KILL YOU NOW"
Ermcac knows hes is toooo strong for ssubshit, so he says "QUIET FAGGOT BEG AT MY LEG"
but sub-zeroo doesnt not listen....
AND THUS SUBZERO DIES BY LOSOING ITS HEAD AT T THE MIGHTY HANDS OF ERMACMACMAMCACMA!!!!!!$
lots of blood comes out by teh way
i know what you thinks: ERMCAC GOT OWNED BY SHANG TSUNG???
but waite and listen. one day shang stung tthrew lots of balls at ermac. one nearaly hit him in its head (he dodged the ball in truth). So Ermac says (oh wait, I'LL make a joke to shsangtiang". And he throws pig blood everywhere. SHANAGTASUNG HES SURE ERMAC IS DEAD....but...
............but HES nore really deda!! they reappearr in the palace and ermcac throws its OWNING BALL at shiang stung and he dies (not on the iamge but latter). END OF STORRY
it is important to have freinrds. Here, ermac lets his feriends KUNGLAO and BAKARA give him a hand, althogh he doesnt not need thier helps. He just wants them to have plaesure. ERMCAC CAN BE KIND. together tey own some innocent passserby. ermac cant stand innocents paserby.
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BUt where is ermac??? I only see frog and a fag, so WHERE IS ERMAC??
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OH WAIT!!! ERMAC IS THE FROG!!!!! OOOOHH!!!
(even as a frog he 0wn)
you scared me ermac! Don't not do thiat again please.
GODDAMIT ERMACC!!! I TOLD YUO NOT TURN INTO TAHT FROG AGAIN AND YOUY DI D AGAIN!!! BAD ERMADC!! even thits thime its bigger frog.
WHAT THE FROCK ECMAR??? FRIST YOU TURN INT OA FROG. NEXT' YOUS TURN INTO A BIGGER FORG. NOW YOU'RE A TRUTLE???????????

Im not understanding yuou tooday ermcac.
ARE YOU SAD????
jaxcs, he was jsut tryuing to be a KEWL guy with metal amrs, but ermac decideddc OTHERWISES!!! : JAX, YUO WIL PERISH BY SHADOW FURY KICISK FROM HELLS (that its what ermcac not say, but htinks)
undsetsood?
or else anyway he'll SWALLOW YOURS SOOL!
Whys taknks you!!! ULTRIMATE TUO!!!
This hlelps to show whtaht KANO is reallys a WOIMMP OF WIMP!!!!
Oned aysm, suckpion was just hanging around and doing nothing and just you know hey being a fagds and then ERMAC cames and like "Wut?? Lol yuouo can't be a fag!!!!!!" And thtens he KILLED HIM and cyrax laughed
HAHA! I GET IT! Tehgres was this statue thatas everyone called ABYSS and then sudddenly lit went all "HEY I'M OOZE" and tyhen ermacs raised arm and BLAM the ends. HAHAHAHAHA thatas is really ufnny. Who the fuck sis cyclops.
JAcx was all likes "HEY I KNOW DANCE MOVES" anad the nermac justy said "OPH yeah.....Well....DANCE THIS!!!""" and he bagean the telekinacitic danse!!! Nice I knows, look at all he blue sutff and the dance and the oh bys yby the way jax is dead now.
Sub-zero was binegn an sasshole like always so EWrmac thought abouts pain and then BLAMS the portala apperalered!!!! Sub-zero weas all like "WTF????" and thens he was sucked and nots ermac and ermacs received all thes powers of sub-zero buts he thrwew them away because who the fucks needs ice. Hey fuxck.

Shanngs tsung was all like "Heys I'm chils"
And then ERMasc was all ollies "Fuck youos you die"
So ahsnssg tsung was like "Uhh-hh no i'm nots"

And thenm ERMAC : "Uhhh yess yoiu oare"
and then hsansnin tusng: "No iiktmm just nots"

And then Ermacs:S S" Yuo totally ares"

And then shgauign tsung: oh ookay

Didido you know wthat Eramcs mwas made out of souls? WELL RAYDEN KNOW NOW!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHA I LAUGH
This is s the true s form of thews two warriors we know and loves/ahate. Ermacs is powerful warriors made froms spower souls. Rains is a fuclking fasg piece of shits wityh stick and ponytails. Ermac won this battle.
SMOKE + PORTALG REEN = OWNSAEGES! GORO IS HOT but not kano
Ernacs was standing on bridges and so BAKARA weas like "HAHA THOU SHALL NOT PASS" And thne ermac starts to thinks of a SOUL and SOUL comes and BLAM the end
The otheras day I was walking in THE DAASTATUE ROOM ndd Ermacs was there wiht GUESS WHO!!! rain the FAAAAG!!! OSSO I was lwike "HAY Ermac what you do?" "Oh youo lknow just taking care of busisnsess as ursuusal" "oh sometyimes it must be hards to liksses OWN ALL THe time lieks you do!" "it wuould be hard it f I was a afaggot like purplse suit fairy here, but I was like BORN that way!!! REmember itnariview?" "What intarvies?" "The one weds did for yuor supercolllwebistes!!!!" "OH! FO CUORSE!" "Weells I spkes about that subjscet in that interviewz s donat yuo remembmers?" "YES FO CUORSE" "Hahaha yuo are so cool" "Oh pleaszse do not say that ERAmcs we boat knows who's the coooels t around hsere....YOO!" "HAHA FO CUORSE" And then Ranin exploded and we ate marhasmsaharhamallows.
Scorpionis is always there when someone needs to be owned
SWaht a ruycking wimp piece of shat
SHAHAHAH!!!!!! ERMacmar decided t otto give SUCKPION a chance and insteads of KILL ing him for like543 time, he SHOWED HIM A COMPTUERS!!!!! LO LERMAC THOU ARE SOOOO FUNNYS. Scropin dead.
If yuo looook reall closely at this pics you acn see a lot of pwnage going on, and JAX is the tragget this timed
IChrist hjjoyl mother of ghods what the hell is goings on here????? Somebodys is REAAALLY Excxited and doind SHADOWS and KICKS all over the place!!! Just LOOK at ERmac!! Its is clear what he is ethinkging...."...what the hess is he doin?&??" Well, I can you tell one thigns - he shals wb e dead son.
WELL....why teh fuck not
stop tath
ERmacs gave three hits to GOROS: a p unch, a kick and a kick. And itit dids 7% damages and 94% lateer he was dead
Wells, if it isnt not my goood friends coprion!!! SO DECDICATED!!! EWhwne comceosns needs to be afag, hes alwasy there@@@@
All faggets I tell thee
LOOL
ERMACAC is sooo popualrs, all the GRILS wnat a piece of hem!! hah
ERnmacs started a garden the o ther day...he makes gows toimatoes and potatoes and cyucucmbmers and tomateos and ownage. Then comes our flavourite fagoot, SUCKPIONB, stepoing on his flowers. Eremacs doenst evene twitch, hes kjust go: well, that's if for yuo buddy.
Time for the little baby'S bAth! IN ACID! A
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Coulsd somebobyd dexplain me WHJY THE HGELL is scoropin such a FAG! WI mean COME ON! It's note even funnyu anyurempore. Just die you worthelss wastes of a palette swap.
The capsiotns says it all foklks! COOLES HOMEDAME COSTUMES EVERRR!!!! Seriously like,s if this guys cames up to my door no HALLOWEEN I wouls be all likes TAKES CANDY.
FUCKYOU brasil fuking owns
Yess, this brings me aback to memories of the famess MK WARS that occures d in 2005-07, s in which FAGGOTS wre KILLES DASND BURNES (by Ermac mostly)

 

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